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Hey there Kickballers.
This weekends’ game is going to be @ Speedway Meadow. If you’ve played with us before, it’s the field where we’ve had sloshball in the past (and will have again soon?!?). It’s big, it’s flat, it’s beautiful. Also, since this weekend is Memorial Day, you’ll all have a day to recover from the wonder that is SFKBC and get back to your thrilling day jobs! Also, since it’s memorial day, let’s BBQ! I’ll bring a grill, you bring the foodz. k? Hope to see you all out there this weekend!
Welcome to the already-successful second season of kickball. It’s where boys become men, girls become women, and people become weeping, drunken messes. And all of this in the sunshine!
We are awaiting pictures, so I shall paint a picture… with WORDS.
Two teams gathered, full of venom and mirth, to square off against one another via a children’s game. One team, “Vomiting Blood”, excelled remarkably at their namesake. The second team, “Still Bleeding”, proved that their name was not inaccurate. Look, I’m not saying that this is how normal games go, but by the end of it, the field looked like a dozen rehearsals of the end of “Carrie”.
Just kidding! The total blood output (TBO) of the game was maybe a single bucket, MAXIMUM. Plays were called, smiles were shared, and my fucking team lost 4-3. It’s fine, though, as we’re non-competitive, and my team excelled at simply looking fantastic.
Some of you may be asking what the true merit of this game must be. To answer, kickball is as much a sporting event as football, basketball, baseball, or shuffleboard. It’s a sport that, with the aid of just a round rubber ball and superfluous, sometimes completely homoerotic uniforms, can strip away the layers we so carefully build up around ourselves, leaving bare the most beautiful and true nature of a person: the human spirit.
People treat kickball as if it were birthed in our gym classes in elementary school. They fail to read up on their history of this sport that was, at times, quite brutal. The Aztecs played it, with the losing team often given the “march of shame” up the temple steps where their hearts were systematically torn out as sacrifice for the sun god. Full of ignorance, modern-day people fail to recognize the symbolism of sacrifice to a sun god – the sun is round. A kickball is round. You’re smart people, and it’s not rocket science, so I’ll let you all do the math. KICKBALL IS NOT A NEW CONCEPT. It’s full of history, like a delicious History Pot-Pie!
Entrenched deep in history books, newly Knighted members would often attempt to introduce battle with a rival kingdom by approaching the castle walls with a kickball in hand, shortly before being riddled with archer’s arrows and doused in gallons of boiling oil. In the 1920’s, mobsters would often gather in back alleys and abandoned lots to settle a score with a florescent ball and childlike glee. Gone were the tommy guns and cement shoes. The thrill of the sport of kickball plays no favorites; it simply caters to the human soul. The joy one can derive from kickball is universal. And now, in the present, we proudly carry on this tradition that has united the nations while also, ironically, has been responsible for the death of millions. That’s neither here nor there.
As usual, everyone reading this or even THINKING about having their youthful spirits driven into the dirt of the kickball field should attend these games. It’s less about the game, and more about meeting wonderful people. Also worth mentioning is that there is NO game this upcoming weekend, as it’s Bay To Breakers.
I’m going as a screaming goat.
We’ll see you next weekend, May 24th, at a place yet to be determined. Be well, all of you!
Hey there Kickballers, this is Mrs. Commish speaking, as Mr. Commish is out motorcycling in the wilderness until Saturday. This Mother’s Day, show your Mom that she raised you right by coming out for the (re-scheduled) opening game of SFKBC kickball!
Now, I know what you are thinking, “But Mrs. Commish, I have to spend the day with my mom!”. What? Your mom doesn’t enjoy great game of kickball and a nice cold PBR? I bet you she does. I bet there are a lot of things you don’t know about your mom and the wild times she had between the spring of ’67 and the summer of ’69. So don’t leave her at home- bring her to the game! After all, she gave birth to you, raised you, and put up with all your crap, so really, the least you can do is show her a good time and let her kick some balls.
When: Sunday, May 10th, 2pm
Season opener is moved to next week. We hope to see you out at Little Shamrock to talk SFKBC over a few rounds. See you all next Sunday! Stay dry! -commish
Yeah… so it’s not the nicest weather out.
SFKBC is about having fun, and if it’s wet and cold and muddy our philosophy is to have fun on the indoors. We’re that kind of league, we hope you agree. So I’m going to head over to the fields now and make the call around 1pm, as to weather we will be playing today. Look for another post here and a tweet about it (follow @sfkbc). If the game is canceled we’ll head out to a local bar "Little Shammrock" we hope to see you there and we’ll move the opening weekend festivities to next weekend! Go SFKBC!
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It’s creeping closer… can you feel it? That shiver down your back when you feel the spring breeze run through your shirt; that eyes wide open smell of fresh cut grass; or maybe it’s the “OMG when were these last washed!” wince from finding last seasons socks bunched in a plastic bag (Anyone? Just me? oh.) Kickball is on!!! I want this season opener to be huge! Tell your friends, tell your friends to tell their friends (and tell their friends to bring beer, seriously), bring your pets, bring your balls, come on, come out and lets get too it!
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Ladies and Gentlemen… your 2009 schedule. All Sundays. All games @ 2pm. Fields TBA.
May 3rd - Opener
May 10th - I love you Mom!
May 17th (No Games)- Bay to Breakers
June 14th - Flag Day!
June 21st - Summer Solstice / I love you Dad! Party
July 5th (No Games) - Hungover and Full of freedom
August 2nd - Finals
This is NOT an April fools joke. Come’on people, this is serious… this is Kickball!!!
I wanted to take a quick second to announce the 2009 season of SFKBC kickball. We are definitely going to have the best, most fun, flat out rock’nest season of kickball this city has ever seen. We really look forward to seeing you all come out this year. Look to this page for a future announcement about the opening game. See you all soon!
Right now it’s 6:30am in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and I can’t sleep. I can’t sleep because I’ve been dreaming a dream so vivid and so powerful that it can’t even be dreamed while sleeping. I’ve been dreaming of kickball.
I toss and I turn, running the bases in my mind, kicking balls in my sleep, dripping with sweat in my sheets. My legs won’t stop, my heart won’t stop, my mind won’t stop, turning over and over again, faster and faster, itching-waiting-wanting… needing to play the game.
This Sunday (July 13th) is the final kickball game of the seasons: The Final Countdown, the All-Star game, the end-all, the be-all, the bring-it-all, the leave-nothing-on-the-field.
When I think about how far we’ve come (and how far we’ll go), a tear is brought to my eye. At the beginning of this season, we were all kickball wanna-be’s. Now we’re a long-ball-kicking, impossible-catch-making, double-play-hitting, home-base-sliding, chugg-off-downing force to be reckoned with. That’s right, we’re “all stars” now.
We’ll… the All-Star game is nigh and I promised you all something big. I won’t fail to deliver.
It’s going to 80 degrees and sunny in Golden Gate Park this weekend. But I have a feeling, an inkling, that the heat is going to bust into the 100’s in Lindley Meadow. That’s how hot this game’s gonna be because that’s how hot kickballers are. I see only one solution to this radiating ball of kickball hotness. Ladies and Gentleman, I bring you… Slip ‘n Slide.
So… Bring your friends, bring you family, bring your pets, bring yourselves and beat the heat this Sunday with the finest bunch of KickBallers I know.
This is it: The Final Countdown. Live the dream.
dodo deee doo. do do dit dit doooo!